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So I have a dictionary application on my android smart phone, just as any self-respecting remotely-intelligent person would. And I love it, just as any word nerd should. A few days ago, I put a widget on my phone’s homescreen called the ‘Word of the Day’, hoping to expand my vocabulary a bit more. But I found that most of the words the application lists are words I am already familiar with, such as last Friday’s doula (woman who assists other women during labor and after childbirth). So late last night, I decided to crank the challenge up a notch and purpose myself to use every ‘word of the day’ in my daily conversations with people.
I know. It’s a wild and crazy life I lead these days.
So upon waking this morning, I went to the restroom and peed. Then I washed my face. Then I got back in bed next to my sleeping wife and played with her ass for a few minutes. Then I checked my twitter timeline. AND THEN I finally checked my word for the day…..
Well, great. How am I supposed to do this without being a total dick about it?
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whipstache answered:
Jorge, we all know already that you are a dick. Don’t get worked up about it.
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