Flawless babble from the single most important human being ever to walk the earth.

Slowly becoming more comfortable with who I am now, enabling others to slowly accept that I’ll never be THAT Jorge again.

This is my personal blog. To get some insight into the rest of my digital presence, as well as a list of some of my favorite blogs to read, go visit theonlyjorge.com

 

Avoiding Collections?

Me: Hi, this is Jorge from Lake Ridge Eye Care, calling for Keisha.

Her: I don't know any Keisha.

Me: Keisha [last name]?

Her: Yes, I don't know who that is. Stop calling here for her.

Me: Um...ok. Are you sure? I just wanted to tell her that her frames have arrived.

Her: Oh...hold on...KEISHA! Phone for you!

Hashtag #NeverForget

During the month leading up to the Dallas Cowboys’ final regular season in Texas Stadium, ESPN Radio was giving away season tickets once a day.

I had a deal with my friend, Ryan, that every time one of us heard the queue on the radio to call in, we would alert the other. If one of us won as a result, we would split the tickets. I also had my wife (then, fiance) helping me out. I gave her the number to the station’s prize hotline, telling her, “If I ever call you and the only thing I say is, ‘Call the number!’ and then I hang up, this is the number I want you to call.”

But still, I knew it was a long shot. I wasn’t getting my hopes up.

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Yeah, my eyes watered a little…so shoot me.

One of my best friends (Ryan H) once defined my personality so perfectly, even I felt like I knew myself better after I heard it. While trying to describe me to his girlfriend before we had met, he told her, “The thing about Jorge is: whenever he decides to care about something, he cares about it obsessively, regardless of how significant it actually is.”

After he told me what he had said, I shook my head in amazement. “Huh…..that IS true.”

It was sort of a compliment AND a criticism, packaged into one perfectly stated sentence. And he’s right.

I once got in a fight in 4th grade because I didn’t like the way one of my classmates was using the monkey bars. No joke.

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I seriously cannot stop watching this absolutely brilliant commercial by Volkswagon. On all likelihood, this will be one of the most memorable ads of the Super Bowl.

Two microbiologists set out to create the world’s first ever LIVING Google.

Ok, two things.

  1. Coolest thing ever.
  2. These guys need some actual science to work on.