December 2010
2 posts
All I Want For Christmas:
I write long blog entries. Get over it.
The holiday is only a week away and every now and then, I feel a twinge of the Christmas spirit. It is always a fleeting feeling.
I don’t know if it is somehow related to my upbringing or if something else is to blame, but I have never been inclined to anticipate major dates on the calendar. It is a constant struggle for me to “look forward...
jonathanwithaj: You have bewitched me, Madam. As... →
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jonathanwithaj:
You have bewitched me, Madam.
As you so delicately retrieve from your buttocks the crushed velvet sweatpants that have wedged between those massive mounds of tempting flesh, I am filled with ravenous lust. The crocks that adorn your feet seamlessly blend into the pattern of the floor upon which…